sorry! your password must contain at least seventeen roman numerals and the entire script of shrek the third
Oh man ya wanna know about our study session last night?
Reeeally sorry for those on mobile because this is explicit readmore shit about to go down
I love when people are like, “I’m entitled to my own opinion!”
Yeah. You are. Just as I’m entitled to let you know your opinion is garbage.
Wait til April 1st. Tell him, “I’m not sure if you want my hot bod or not.” If he reacts positively, you’re golden. If he reacts negatively just yell, “APRIL FOOLS” and throw confetti in his face. Repeat for multiple dudes until one dude is smart enough to agree to partake in giving pleasure to your hot bod.
Here is my game so far! Level 1 isn’t done so once you finish Wave 3 there’s not much else to do :p
I’ll be posting my progress as time goes on. Please feel free to point out any trouble you have while playing or to give me any tips. :)
"Catfish"Please don’t repost, thank you! :3 High quality prints available soon, after I add a little jellyfish cat / cat jelly / jellykitty?? into the picture (yes, more opportunities for word games lol). If you’re interested, please email me at firstname.lastname@example.org to be notified when they’re available!
snow: did you put the people who made your music in your game on your credits page?
me: of course
snow: did you put me in the credits for your game?
me: no? you didn’t help me with my game so why should I put you in the credits?
snow: for making you climax regularly
everyone has that one bra that makes everything okay
even the boys?
We have that one brah that makes everything okay
well the governor of Tennessee just shut down all state offices
all i see are tiny baby flurries at the moment but with a name like Winter Storm Titan I can see how one might want to just close down all the shit
now had the name been like “Winter Storm Weenie” we’d probably be leaving offices open twice as hard
I’m not afraid of cops. I have no reason to be I never break any laws, ever, because I’m deathly afraid of cops.
How to fix the nursing shortage.
This is the cutest CPR ever.
this fucking baby is more skilled than I am
She even plugged the nose