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I'm Rex.
I'm a 23-year-old lady studying animation. I tend to overshare and my sense of humor is mostly vulgar with a side of lame. The way I speak is a combination of frat boy, middle-aged southern woman, and cheesy late night talk show host. You have been warned.


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since 5/17/13

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Anonymous asked: "FEMALE SEXUALITY MUCH?"

Huh? Care to elaborate?

posted 7 hours ago with 3 notes

tongue-toyed:

i never really liked

my name

much

until i found out

what it tastes like

when you write it in frosting

on top of a cake



missmollypond:

GUYS GUYS GUYS

GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY WAS LITERALLY WRITTEN BY A FEMALE ROCKET SCIENTIST

SHE’S THE FIRST WOMAN TO EVER WRITE A MARVEL MOVIE

WHY IS THIS NOT GETTING TALKED ABOUT


offensed:

i wasn’t ready


I adore shy, quiet people who come out of nowhere to deliver a hilarious one liner or a devastating blast of shade

they’re verbal snipers

posted 20 hours ago with 165 notes

Snow is stopping by to see me tomorrow on his way to St. Louis… :’) He hadn’t called me in a few days so I was getting concerned and bummed out… Then he called me today and told me he was coming to see me… Unfortunately, I’m having my yard sale tomorrow so I can’t leave my own yard sale… Therefore I will be serving him breakfast in my garage while I charm the locals into buying my family’s old junk… VERY ROMANTIC

posted 1 day ago with 27 notes






itssexualhour:

yeah so i was at my friends house (im a girl hes a guy) and his parents weren’t home so we broke into his dad booze cabinet and started drinking. we ended up cudding and watching re-runs of full house, and he told me he loved me and i was like your just drunk and he said ‘yeah but im not saying it because im drunk. im saying it as fact, it is 54 degrees outside, the ocean is salty, and i love you’ and i was like dayum son and thats the story of how i lost my virginity.


killergoth:

take me here on our first date

killergoth:

take me here on our first date