a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption
one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan
years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal
he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”
I DONT GET IT????
when will the lies end, kevin?
Oh thank you! A whole year?? I would say it was brave of you to finally tell me but the truly courageous feat is that you have put up with me for this long. Thanks for sticking around darlin’ :’)
THINK OF ALL THE POSSIBILITIES
my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey instead
i got my haircut for the first time in almost a year yesterday so have some selfies that are heavily filtered to lower my ugliness
whenever I say YOOOOOOO this is exactly what I’m imagining
This is the exact YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I use
how to walk a mile: a 5280 step program
why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes