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I'm Rex.
I'm a 23-year-old lady studying animation. I tend to overshare and my sense of humor is mostly vulgar with a side of lame. The way I speak is a combination of frat boy, middle-aged southern woman, and cheesy late night talk show host. You have been warned.


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since 5/17/13

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edens-blog:

The struggle is real.


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When people treat you like they don’t care, believe them.

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— Oprah (via lopmon)

having to retype a password you can’t remember AND a captcha over and over

posted 15 hours ago with 74 notes


I remember in high school I was really mad at my mom for not letting me go to a friend’s so I texted my friend and said “i can’t go my mom is being a BITCH” but then to my horror I realized I had sent it to my mom

luckily I was able to get her phone and delete the message before she read it and that my friends, was the closest i’d ever come to death

posted 2 days ago with 122 notes

What You Crave vs What You Need
  • Chocolate: Raw nuts/seeds.
  • Oily/Fatty Snacks: Kale, leafy greens.
  • Soda/Carbonated Drinks: Actual, literal bubbles.
  • Chips/Salty Food: Topsoil.
  • Cookies: Freudian psychology.
  • Sweet Tea: A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
  • Pasta/Carbs: Pasta/Carbs.
  • Ice: The sweet release of death.

lieutenantstilinski:

edenidoigo:

whalegod:

tell me a secret

One time during class my drama/english teacher, who’s a devout vegan and all about not killing animals, accidentally stepped on a ladybug. He froze up and slowly cradles it in his hand and he was so heartbroken and started quoting Hamlet.

I didn’t have the heart to tell him that it was a red m&m.

I can’t breathe


I have a collection of weird sunglasses… so I made a display

I have a collection of weird sunglasses… so I made a display

posted 2 days ago with 91 notes

  • Watching A Goofy Movie As A Kid: Hahahaha oh man, poor Max, that's the most embarrassing dad ever
  • Watching A Goofy Movie As An Adult: YOU STUPID BRAT YOU SHOULD APPRECIATE YOUR GODDAMN TREASURE OF A FATHER

methhomework:

relationship goals




pheromonekvlt:

tyrushighdef:

We know what happened

Some kind of 4 armed insect lady was hit by a car rest in peace god bless

pheromonekvlt:

tyrushighdef:

We know what happened

Some kind of 4 armed insect lady was hit by a car rest in peace god bless